JUNK! at the Barley Corn and Robbie's mystery late night adventures

So Robbie went to a super star musical event on Friday night- saw a couple of cover bands and even got up on stage to sing 'Foxy Lady'. We wish that he could review his own performance but there are all kinds of Conflict of Interest laws to consider.

Then he went missing for about 48 hours. He still refuses to tell us where he went and what really happened.

It is highly likely that he was
a) working undercover for ASIO
b) street walking
c) doing last minute tech support for the new Apple I-pad


9:45amEvan
Robert!!!
how are you?
9:47amRobert
I AM OK
9:50amEvan
what happened to you after the gig monday night? I want a review of you adventure
9:53amRobert
WE ALL WOT A NATHER PUB
9:55amEvan
which pub robbie?
9:56amRobert
i dot no wish pub
9:58amEvan
how long were you at the other pub for?
10:00amRobert
we were there for 12 30 to 100
10:02amEvan
robbie, can you please go back to using capital letters?
10:04amRobert
ARE WE GO TO WOCH ROBOCOP
10:10amEvan
yes, robocop 3
then we can review it.
but tell me, what did you do after you went to the pub?
10:11amRobert
YES BUTTER CHIKING BUM
10:19amEvan
robbie, where did you go after the pub
because mike told me you didnt get home until 11 am
10:21amRobert
I WET BACK TO JAYS HOUSE
10:21amEvan
what did you do at Jay's house?
10:22amRobert
WE START DRINKING
10:25amEvan
did you pick up?
were there any girls there>
?
10:26amRobert
NO CHIKING BUM
10:48amEvan
did you stay at jay's house?
10:49amRobert
YES CHIKING BUM
10:49amEvan
what did you do yesterday then?
10:51amRobert
WE WET TO DAN FRINEDS HOUSE WOMEING PARTY
10:52amEvan
did you listen to the hottest 100?
10:53amRobert
YES WE DET
11:21amEvan
what time did you get home last night?
11:22amRobert
1230
11:23amEvan
you are a party machine robbie!
11:24amRobert
YER YER YOU WISH
11:34amEvan
so, did you have a favourite part of the gig on monday night?
11:36amRobert
IT WOS OK
11:37amEvan
did you enjoy our duet?
11:41amRobert
IT WOS FIND
11:52amEvan
did you think i did a good job up on stage?
11:52amRobert
YOU WER FIND
12:33pmEvan
thanks Robbie, I htink we did a great job sining Foxy Lady together.
was there any girl in particular there that you sang the song about?
12:39pmRobert
THERE WOS NO ONE
12:44pmEvan
:(

303 Comedy Night- Ross Noble, Luke and Wyatt, Charlie Pickering and Lawrence Leung et al.

So we went and saw some comedy. Robbie is friends with most of the comedy community in Melbourne, and if he hasn't met someone before he's not shy about going up, introducing himself and wrapping his arm around their necks (this means he wants a photo and someone needs to be watching at all times and ready with a camera).

Here are some of the people Robbie met last night and coerced into posing for photos (you can see his very detailed review below):

Ross Noble




























Charlie Pickering














Luke and Wyatt







Robbie is a HIGHLY critical comedy reviewer.

Christelle

Robbie!

thanks for driving us home last night

1:25pmRobert

that is ok

1:26pmChristelle

did you enjoy the comedy?

1:26pmRobert

yes

1:27pmChristelle

who was your favourite?


1:29pmRobert

i like them

Transformers 2

6:28pmEvan
Robbie!!
nice work on the Zombieland review
9:47pmRobert
THANKS BUTTER CHIKING BUM
9:54pmEvan
no worries
how ya doin?
do you want to review another movie?>
9:59pmRobert
TRANSFORMERS 2
9:59pmEvan
did you like it?
10:01pmRobert
IT KITE SOME ASS IN IT
10:02pmEvan
if you could transform into a vehicle, what would it be?
10:07pmRobert
IF I WOS A TRANSFORM I WILL BE CALL ROAD OFF
10:08pmEvan
road off huh?
like a four wheel drive type thing?
10:12pmRobert
JUST LIKE A HUBMR BUT IT MOE LIKE A FIRST CAR
10:13pmEvan
favourite part of the movie?
10:17pmRobert
WEN SAM GO TO PARK HE BAG
10:19pmEvan
i liked the scenes when Megan Fox was running
10:20pmRobert
I THIKING YOU GOT A CHURS ON HER
10:21pmEvan
she is a fox!
10:23pmRobert
SHE LOOKS FAND
10:23pmEvan
such a shame her boobies never fell outta her top. they would have in real life
10:27pmRobert
WE SOULD WOCHSET IT AGEIN
10:29pmRobert
A THEN WE TALL EVRY ONE ABOUT
10:33pmEvan
i really liked the old stealth bomber transformer. i'd be a plane if i was a transformer
10:36pmRobert
IF YOU WOS A TRANSFORMER WOT WILL YOU BE
10:38pmEvan
actually maybe i'd be megan fox's vibrator
10:40pmRobert
YOU WISH

Zombieland- Part Deux

Christelle

Hi robbie

I saw Zombieland

3:29pmRobert

HOW WOS IT

3:29pmChristelle

I really liked it

but... I need your review

3:30pmRobert

IT WOS AWSOME

3:30pmChristelle

Bill Murray!

3:31pmRobert

YES BILL MURRAY WOS SO FUNNY

3:32pmChristelle

okay- what was your favourite part?

3:35pmRobert

WEN WOODE WOS LOOKING FOR A TINKE

3:35pmChristelle

so... the whole movie?

and did you like the zombie girl at the beginning?

3:38pmRobert

SHE WOS OK

3:38pmChristelle

which girl did you like then?

3:42pmRobert

THE ONE WEN SHE WOS TAILK TO BOY

3:44pmChristelle

I heard that you laughed a lot when you saw it?

3:46pmChristelle

and you fell off your chair?

3:47pmRobert

IT WOS SO FUNNY

3:48pmChristelle

what else do you want to tell people about the movie?

3:52pmRobert

IT GOT A LOT OF ZOOBES IN IT

Zombieland- Part One

Robbie is so clever. Christelle tried to trick him into telling her about Zombieland before she saw it, but he is a VAULT. He gave nothing away... instead choosing to focus his energy on distracting her with cryptic messages for Glen (Girly Arms)

Christelle
ROBBIE!!!!

I'm so excited

2:09pmRobert
TALL GILR ARMS I GOT ZOMELAND ON DVD

2:11pmChristelle
We're seeing it tonight! That's why I'm excited
Is it good?

2:15pmRobert
I WILL SEE YOU AT GLEENE GIG

2:16pmChristelle
Robbie- is Zombieland good? Should I see it?

2:17pmRobert
YES IT IS AWSOME

2:18pmChristelle
what is the best part?

2:24pmRobert
I CAN NOT TALL YOU HAVE TO SEE IT

2:25pmChristelle
you are so wise... so we can talk about it tomorrow then?

2:28pmRobert
YES WE WILL TALK IT TOMORROW TRAS ME YOU WILL LIKE CHRISTELLE

Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines (Part deux)

2:18amRobert

I HAVE TO FINE IT
2:28amEvan

found it yet?
2:29amRobert

YES I HAVE FINED IT
2:30amRobert

YOU ARE A BUTTER CHIKING BUM

Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines

1:08amEvan

robbie!

lets talk about terminator 3
1:23amRobert

THE MOVE IT GOT
1:28amEvan

what has the movie got robbie?
1:45amRobert

IT LOT OF GUNS AND ACHINS KILLING S AND
1:46amEvan

did you like the girl terminator?
1:54amRobert

SHE WOS A KILLING MARINGS NO ONE CAN NOT STOP HER
1:54amEvan

she sure was hot though
1:56amRobert

SHE WOS FINE
2:04amEvan

did you have a favourite scene from the movie?
2:08amRobert

WEN SHE WOS LOOING FOR JOHN
2:13amEvan

so you liked the whole movie then?
2:16amRobert

THE MOVIE KISS SOME ASS
2:17amEvan

we should watch it right now

WHIP IT!

Christelle
ROBBIE

1:47pmRobert
HOLLOWO CHRISTELLE

1:47pmChristelle
WHIP IT!

1:50pmRobert
FOOD FIGRT
THERE MOVE WOS AWSOME

1:53pmChristelle
did you like the rollerskating?
maybe we should go rollerskating

1:55pmRobert
I CAN NOT ROLLERSKATING

1:56pmChristelle
i will push you over

1:57pmChristelle
and you'll fall over like a girl

2:00pmRobert
CAN YOU TALL GLENNE HE IS A POO HAED

2:02pmChristelle
yup

2:04pmChristelle
what was your favourite part of the movie?

2:06pmRobert
THE GIRLS

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

Christelle

hi robbie

1:57pmRobert

HOLLO CHRISTELLE

1:57pmChristelle

did you sleep ok last night?

or were you SCARED?

1:58pmRobert

IT NOT SCARED

1:58pmChristelle

i was

especially when she got out of bed and stared at him

2:02pmRobert

HE WOS HELPING HER

2:03pmChristelle

the demon?

2:04pmRobert

SHE WOS SO SCAERD

2:08pmChristelle

I know

so were you

2:09pmRobert

I WOS NOT SCAERD

2:09pmChristelle

I saw you!

2:10pmRobert

YOU WER SCARED TO

2:13pmChristelle

would you see it again

2:14pmRobert

IF YOU SEE IT AND I SEEIT

2:15pmChristelle

cos you're too scared to watch it alone

2:19pmRobert

IF YOU SEE IT ALONE