Robbie reviews JUNK! @The Espy

[You]
9:05pm
ROBBIE!

[Robert Kane]
9:14pm
HI C H R I S T L L A

[You]
9:15pm
so review??

[Robert Kane]
9:15pm
OK

[You]
9:15pm
so on saturday night where did we go?

[Robert Kane]
9:19pm
IT W O S A W S O M E ON SATURDAY NIGHT

[You]
9:19pm
which pub did we go to?

[Robert Kane]
9:20pm
E S P E

[You]
9:20pm
YEAH!
and what was your favourite part of the night?

[Robert Kane]
9:22pm
GIRLS ARMS CAVE MAN

[You]
9:22pm
Glen?
and Pete?
what about the sexy dancers?

[Robert Kane]
9:28pm
YOU AND J A C K E

[You]
9:28pm
and how were we?

[Robert Kane]
9:30pm
YOU WERE A W S O M E

[You]
9:31pm
it was a good crowd wasn't it?

[Robert Kane]
9:36pm
IT W O S A W S O M E CROWD

[You]
9:36pm
and how did you think Glen played?

[Robert Kane]
9:39pm
G L E N N E W O S A W S O M E

[You]
9:39pm
what's your favourite song?

[Robert Kane]
9:42pm
O O O O A A A A M O N K E Y

[You]
9:42pm
but he didn't play that one?

[Robert Kane]
9:45pm
W I C H ONE IS IT

[You]
9:45pm
the monkey man?

[Robert Kane]
9:49pm
MONKEY MAN OF D E L H I

[You]
9:49pm
Yeah!
He didn't play it, but should have

[Robert Kane]
9:50pm
I NO THAT HE S O U L D PLAY IT

[You]
9:51pm
stupid glen

[Robert Kane]
9:53pm
GLEN IS A D O F S

[You]
9:53pm
Anything else you want to say about the show?
what about the other bands?

[Robert Kane]
9:56pm
BACK BACK FORWARD PUNCH
THEY W O S A W S O M E

[You]
9:58pm
better than JUNK!?

[Robert Kane]
10:00pm
THEY ARE JUST LIKE JUNK

[You]
10:03pm
next time I'll get you a press pass so you can stand at the front

DON AND DON

Where has Robbie been? Why hasn't he reviewed any movies lately? For the first time in months, Robbie tells all.

[You]
5:11pm
Robbie!

[Robert Kane]
5:12pm
HI CHRISTELLE

[You]
5:12pm
so review time?

[Robert Kane]
5:13pm
OK WOT DO YOU WOT TO TALK A BOUT

[You]
5:13pm
Do you want to tell me about your course?
Is it a fork lift course?

[Robert Kane]
5:18pm
THE COURSE IT IS GOING OK IT IS LOTS OF WORK TO DO

[You]
5:18pm
do you have homework?

[Robert Kane]
5:19pm
YES I DO GOT LOTS OF HOME WORK

[You]
5:19pm
but do you have a fork lift at home to practice on?

[Robert Kane]
5:20pm
UM NO I DOT
UM NO I DOT

[You]
5:20pm
what is your favourite part of the course?

[Robert Kane]
5:22pm
IT SO HARD TO DO

[You]
5:22pm
why is it hard?
would I be good at it?

[Robert Kane]
5:37pm
YOU NEED TO PAY THE COURSE DO IT

[You]
5:38pm
so when do you finish?

[Robert Kane]
5:39pm
I FINISH THIS FRIDAY

[You]
5:40pm
and then what?

[Robert Kane]
5:40pm
I DOT NO YERT

[You]
5:41pm
what kind of machine will you be able to drive?

[Robert Kane]
5:47pm
I WELL DRIVE A STOCK PIKER

[You]
5:47pm
so, moving along have you seen any good movies lately?

[Robert Kane]
5:51pm
YES I HAVE SEE A GOOD MOVE

[You]
5:51pm
which one?
[Robert Kane]

5:54pm
THE N O B L A C T T V E R E

[You]
5:54pm
what was that about?

[Robert Kane]
6:03pm
IT W O S A BOUT TWO S I S E T E R S W E N THERE T A L K E I N G

[You]
6:04pm
was it a scary movie or funny?

[Robert Kane]
6:04pm
IT W O S FUNNY

[You]
6:05pm
what else happened in it?

[Robert Kane]
6:06pm
YES IT W O S A H A P P Y E N D
I T H I K I N G WE S O U L D DO THIS A G L E N G I G

[You]
6:08pm
of course! the next one at Pony?

[Robert Kane]
6:09pm
OK IT DON AND DON

[You]
6:09pm
he better let you on stage to do the monkey noises

[Robert Kane]
6:13pm
YES HE S O U L D LET ME UP THERE ON THE STAGE

[You]
6:14pm
and will you be better than glen?

[Robert Kane]
6:15pm
YES I WILL BE BETTER THEN GLEN

[You]
6:15pm
rock star!

[Robert Kane]
6:17pm
YES I AM A ROCK STAR

Prince of Persia

Robbie's enthusiasm for boobies, violence and film adaptations of video game franchises is only matched by his excitement for Evan's birthday party.

Me
Robblie!!!!

4:05pmRobert
HELLO C H I K I N G BUM

4:05pmMe
how are you butther chicken bum bob?

butther = butter

4:09pmRobert
WE ARE GOING TO DO A REV ON THE MOVE WE SEE

4:10pmRobert
PRICE OF PR

4:11pmMe
yes please!

4:12pmRobert
THE MOVE W O S A W S O M E

4:13pmMe
for the people that havent seen it yet, can you please tell us what happened?

4:17pmRobert
THERE W O S LOTS OF GUNS AND HOUSE

4:18pmMe
guns? are you sure?
you mean swords?

4:20pmMe
what was your favourite part?

4:25pmRobert
WEN T H E R E START FITING

4:26pmMe
hey, i have to run to the shops quickly. are you still gonna be online when i get back?
or do you wanna finish the review with Christelle?

4:26pmRobert
YOU

4:27pmMe
ok, i will be back in about 30 minutes, or we can continue at another time

4:28pmRobert
NEXT TIME OK

4:28pmMe
ok, dont forget where we were up to

6:23pmMe
robbie!

6:23pmRobert
YES BEVAN

6:24pmMe
ok so you loved the fight scenes from the movie?

6:26pmRobert
THE MOVE W O S A W S O M E

6:27pmMe
do you think the chick was the most beautiful girl in the world, as claimed in the movie?

6:30pmRobert
SHE W O S HOT VERY HOT

6:31pmMe
i liked the shot of the sand necklass in her boobs

6:34pmRobert
I LIKE THEME

10:54pmMe
Robbie!

10:55pmRobert
YES G H I K I N G BUM

10:56pmMe
was there anything else you liked about the movie?

10:59pmRobert
IT W O S GRANT IT GOT A LOTS OF KILLING AND K I L L I N G
AND KIT SOME ASS TOO

11:01pmMe
i reckon we need to learn how to jump around buildings like he did

11:02pmRobert
YOU WISH C H I K I N G BUM

11:05pmMe
what about the time travelling knife? i have one. do you want to borrow it?

11:06pmRobert
THAT WILL BE A W S O M E

11:06pmMe
kk i gotta use it tomorrow night but u can have it friday

11:09pmRobert
I CAN NOT WAT TO SATURDAY NIGHT

11:10pmRobert is offline.

OK DEN AND DEN- Hot Tub Time Machine and a Wedding

So, Robbie went to a wedding on the weekend and spent a lot of the time telling Christelle and Evan about all the things he wants to review. He is turning into a major entertainment critic, casting his eye over everything from movies that haven't even been made yet to bridesmaids. One thing that he is particularly keen on analysing in the future is Lamb and Rice. If you know of any great places for Robbie to sample Lamb and Rice, please let us know so we can continue to provide you with thrilling, culturally relevant reviews.

Also- in case you are not aware, Robbie has small Robbies in his brain that file away important memories and information. This is how he keeps track of his reviewing material.


Me

roberto!

8:23pmRobert

HI CHRISTELLE

8:24pmMe

sooo... that was a good wedding wasn't it?

8:24pmRobert

IT WOS GOOD

8:24pmMe

what was your favourite part?

8:28pmRobert

LIKE WEN THERE SAYING TABL 4 5 6 THAT WOS FUNNY

8:29pmMe

Oh when they called the tables up to eat?

They picked on our table 15 didn't they? Made us wait every time!

Why?

8:33pmRobert

YOU SAYING WHY BECOS IT WOS GILRS AMYS HE THAT ONE CALLING OUT BLAM HEM

8:33pmMe

yes, glen is to blame for most bad things that happen

you did some good dancing

8:35pmRobert

IT WOS OK

8:35pmMe

you don't think you're a good dancer?

8:38pmRobert

I NEEVER DANCER BE FOR

8:38pmMe

liar robbie.

i've seen you dancing, i've danced with you!

slooooow dancing

now remember last night you told me you really wanted to review something?

8:43pmRobert

YOU MEEN HOT TUB TIME MACHEING THAT WOS AWSOME IT WOS SO FUNNY THAT I NEELING FALL OUT OF THE CHAER

8:44pmMe

do you think your friends are like those guys?

8:45pmRobert

MOBYE

8:46pmMe

maybe you can explain to everyone what the movie is about

8:51pmRobert

IT IS ABOUT THEE GUYS AND BOY THERE ARE GO TO THE HOTEL FOR

8:56pmRobert

THERE HOILRDAY THERY SEE A SPARER AND THERY HOP IN TO IT THEN THEAY GO BACK TO THE 80

9:00pmMe

and they meet some cute girls

9:03pmRobert

YES THEAY DID

9:04pmRobert

I CAN NOT WAT TO IT COMES OUT ON DVD

9:04pmMe

we should get a hot tub and watch it

9:06pmRobert

THAT WILL BE AWSOME

9:06pmMe

okay robbie i have to go to bed. we'll do more reviewing tomorrow

tell the little people in your head

9:07pmRobert

OK DEN AND DEN

GOOD NIGHT CHRISTELLE

Luke and Wyatt and a Wardrobe Crisis

This post is short but it highlights a few things that Robbie likes:

1. Being personally acquainted with famous comedians.

2. Interrupting famous comedians when they're on stage.

3. Songs about potatoes.

4. T-shirts and pants.



Christelle

robbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee

1:21pmRobert

HI CHRISTELLE

1:22pmChristelle

robbie can you do some reviewing?

1:22pmRobert

ON WOT

1:23pmChristelle

Luke and Wyatt?

1:26pmRobert

LUKE AND WYATT.IT WOS AWSOME NIGHT

1:26pmChristelle

what was your favourite song?

1:29pmRobert

MY FAVOURITE WOS PEAOTO

1:30pmChristelle

the song about Potatoes?

you are really good at singing along with that one

1:32pmRobert

THAT IS MY FAVOURITE SONG

1:33pmChristelle

And what about when you yelled at them

1:36pmRobert

IT WOS FUNNY WEN THARE DOING IT

1:40pmChristelle

monkey!

1:44pmRobert

I THINK THAT THERE SOULD GET ME UP THERE WITH THEM

1:46pmChristelle

really...

what would you wear?

1:49pmRobert

T.SHRT PANS

1:50pmChristelle

not a costume like Glen?

1:52pmRobert

CAN I THINK ABOUT IT AND I LET YOU NO OK

1:53pmChristelle

sure, no problem

ROBBIE REVIEWS HIMSELF

So, as mentioned in the previous post, Robbie recently spent the weekend away at a beach house with a bunch of friends, drinking Jim Beam, eating icecream and hiding under the house.

It was also a good opportunity to watch some DVDs and old movies. In this review, Robbie gives a modest analysis of his own performance in a short film and then covers a couple of dangerously weird pornographic movies that transfixed everyone for a good hour or so.

Most importantly the weekend offered him a rare chance to develop a new catchphrase. We know you're dying to hear it but Robbie is so proud of this catchphrase that he won't reveal it until after June 17th.

You'll have to wait.

Christelle

robbie!

1:40pmRobert

YES

1:40pmChristelle

do you remember some of the movies we watched on the weekend?

1:42pmRobert

WICH MOVE ARE YOU SAY

1:44pmChristelle

well we watched a few didn't we?

there was one that you were in?

1:45pmRobert

YOU SAY THAT MOVE I WOS IN

1:45pmChristelle

yup and what did you do in it?

1:48pmRobert

I WOS AWSOME IN IT

1:48pmChristelle

yes you were

and we watched some home movies didn't we?

1:49pmRobert

BUT I WOS NOT IN IT

1:50pmChristelle

no, sadly you weren't

and we watched a movie about a dog?

1:52pmRobert

I DOT THINK WE DO IT BECOS

1:56pmChristelle

because why?

2:36pmChristelle

Robbie!

2:37pmRobert

YES CHRISTELLE

2:39pmChristelle

what did you think of the dog mvoie?

2:41pmRobert

IT WOS OK

2:43pmChristelle

wasn't it a bit weird????

2:44pmRobert

YES IT WOS BIT GROSE

2:44pmChristelle

I agree

that poor dog

2:46pmChristelle

and then we watched that weird movie about the man with a vagina

2:47pmRobert

I THINK GLENN WOS OUT OF HEIS MIDE

2:48pmChristelle

I agree

you know, a lot of people were asking when you were going to start reviewing again

so they'll be happy to see some action

2:49pmRobert

IT THINKING THAT WE SOULD

SEE MORE AWSOME MOVES

2:50pmChristelle

that's probably a good idea

instead of seeing weird creepy pornographic ones

2:52pmRobert

I WOS THINKING ABOUT MOVES WITH AWSOME ACSINGS

2:52pmChristelle

like what?

2:56pmRobert

LIKE YOU SAID ON THE WEEEND WEN EVANS BIRTHDAY COMES UP THEN WE WELL TALK ABOUT IT THEN OK

2:57pmChristelle

ok, that seems sensible

Let's talk about after June 17th

Do you want to tell everyone the funny story about your new catchphrase?

2:59pmRobert

OK LET DO IT ON THE DAY

2:59pmChristelle

okay, sounds good!

it's best to keep catchphrases as a surprise

3:02pmRobert

YES SOUND LIKE A GOOD IDEAR

SO MANY ACTIVITIES.... WHAT TO REVIEW FIRST?

Robbie has been absent for more than a month now. It is not because he is lazy and unappreciative of his fans- it is because between Box Hill Tafe and attending social enagements every night of the week, Robbie has barely enough time for sleeping (which he does upright, arms crossed, like a vampire), let alone formulating valuable opinions on the Arts.

There were also some issues with his laptop (surprisingly NOT caused by viewing 'adult' content). So this review has a lot to cover- thankfully Robbie is happy to squeeze the last 6 weeks of concerts, parties, comedy and laptop shopping all into one review.

Christelle

robbie!

i haven't seen you in such a long time

6:36pmRobert

hollowo christelle gold pland was awsome

6:38pmRobert

glens party wos awsome

6:39pmChristelle

hang on Robbie- are you giving me reviews?

and why are you using lower case letters?

6:41pmRobert

YES I AM

6:41pmChristelle

so lets start from the beginning:

What about your trip to Tasmania?

6:42pmRobert

IT WOS AWSOME

6:42pmChristelle

And then: Golden Plains

6:45pmRobert

IT WOS GOOD TIMES THE PIKING FRMINGOS WOS AWSOME

6:46pmChristelle

which was your favourite band?

6:47pmRobert

ALLOFTHERM

6:48pmChristelle

and how about that weather?

6:58pmRobert

IT WOS SHITE WEATHER

6:59pmRobert

TOM GREEN WOS AWSOME

9:34pmChristelle

do you want to review glen's party now or tomorrow?

9:35pmRobert

OK

9:36pmRobert

GIRLS AMYS IT WOS GOOD

9:38pmRobert

IT WOS FUN AND GRANT NIGHT

9:40pmRobert

I GOT A NEW THING

9:42pmRobert

IT A SOMETHING TO DOW WITH TIPING

9:57pmChristelle

what is it?

10:02pmRobert

IT START WITH L A P

10:02pmChristelle

Lapdancer?

10:05pmRobert

YOU WISH

IT IS A NEW LAP T

10:06pmChristelle

LAP TOP!

10:07pmRobert

YOU ARE A WINARE

YES IT IS A NEW LAPTOP
IT IS A TOSHIBA
I GOT IT FROM JB HIFI

10:11pmRobert

HAY CHRISTELLE DIDE YOU SEE HOW PHOTO OF US

I THINK IT IS COOL

10:12pmChristelle

when the shark was eating my leg?

We are super cool, like models, but with better curves

10:13pmRobert

YES IT IS SUPER COOL

Christelle

so finally, what is the most exciting thing that has happened to you lately?

10:20pmRobert

ME AND MIKE WE WET TO VIST TO SEE HOW MUM

FOR EASTER

10:21pmChristelle

and you got chocolate?

10:22pmRobert

YES WE DIED

ACDC and potential girlfriend?

Robbie saw his all time favourite band ever in the whole world ACDC last week.

Christelle
robbie!
happy valentine's day

9:35pmRobert
HOLLOWO CHRISTELLE

9:49pmChristelle
how was ACDC?

9:50pmRobert
IT WOS GOOD

9:50pmChristelle
how good?

9:51pmRobert
IT WOS AWSOME

9:51pmChristelle
tell me all about it

9:54pmRobert
IT WOS GRANT NIGHT

9:54pmChristelle
and what songs did they play?

9:55pmRobert
ALL SONINGS

9:56pmChristelle
did you sing along?

9:56pmRobert
YES I DEDE

9:57pmChristelle
do you think they looked old?

10:00pmRobert
NO THEAY LOOK YUNG

10:00pmChristelle
i think we should have an ACDC party

10:01pmRobert
YOU WISH

10:02pmChristelle
do you want to go to the movies and see something scary this week?
I know you are always scared, but it'll be fun

10:03pmRobert
MOBEY WILL SEE OK

10:04pmChristelle
you're always so busy
do you have a girlfriend?

10:06pmRobert
NO YET TALL GIRLS AMYS I LET HIM NO OK

10:09pmChristelle
let him know what?

10:11pmChristelle
okay robbie we'll talk tomorrow

Robert
WE WILL TALK ABOUT MOVIE W

Avatar!

Christelle

hi robbie

1:30pmRobert

HI CHRISTELLE

1:31pmChristelle

have you seen any movies lately?

1:32pmRobert

I SEE ARTAR

1:32pmChristelle

okay! review?

1:33pmRobert

IT WOS AWSOME

1:34pmChristelle

what did you think of the story? some people say that it is quite generic and cliched

1:36pmChristelle

and the dialogue?

1:37pmRobert

I THINK THAT THERE GO AND SEE IT AND THEND THERE

1:38pmChristelle

did you like the blue people?

1:38pmRobert

THERE ARE AWSOME THERE KITSOME ASS

1:39pmChristelle

did you like their dragons?

1:39pmRobert

THERE ARE AWSOME

1:39pmChristelle

what was your favourite part of the movie?

1:41pmChristelle

evan said he would have sex with one of the blue girls

1:41pmRobert

TALL HIM HE WISHED

TALL HIM HE DREMING

1:45pmChristelle

would you do it?

1:46pmRobert

DO WOT

1:49pmChristelle

have sex with the blue girl?

1:50pmRobert

I DO THINK SO

1:51pmRobert

THERE ARE TO TOLL FOR ME

1:51pmChristelle

yeah they might be a bit rough and hurt you

wasn't it weird watching things in 3D? I got a bit scared

1:53pmRobert

I THINK THE MOVE WOS GOOD

Christelle

do you wish you could fly?

2:13pmChristelle

robbie?

2:18pmRobert

IF I WOS TO FLY IT WELL BE AWSOME

2:18pmChristelle

do you think avatar will win an oscar?

2:19pmRobert

I HOP SO THERE DO WIN A OSCAR

2:19pmChristelle

what other films deserve to win?

2:21pmRobert

I HOP THERE DO A NATHER AVRTA THAT WILL BE AWSOME

2:21pmChristelle

a sequel? what would happen?

2:23pmRobert

I WOS THINKING IF GLENEE WOS IN THE MOVIE I WILL GO AND SEE HIM

THAT WILL BE SO FUNNY

2:25pmChristelle

if glen was a blue person?

2:25pmRobert

YES I LIKE TO SEE HIM IN IT

2:25pmChristelle

what would he do?

Robert

HE WILL GO AND KITSOME ASS

2:26pmChristelle

but why glen? does he remind you of them?

Christelle

but why glen? does he remind you of them?

2:28pmRobert

IF YOU SEE HIM TALL GLENNE I SED SO

2:28pmChristelle

i'm sure I will see him one day

Robert

YOU TALL GLENNE THAT OK

2:30pmChristelle

yes okay

JUNK! at the Barley Corn and Robbie's mystery late night adventures

So Robbie went to a super star musical event on Friday night- saw a couple of cover bands and even got up on stage to sing 'Foxy Lady'. We wish that he could review his own performance but there are all kinds of Conflict of Interest laws to consider.

Then he went missing for about 48 hours. He still refuses to tell us where he went and what really happened.

It is highly likely that he was
a) working undercover for ASIO
b) street walking
c) doing last minute tech support for the new Apple I-pad


9:45amEvan
Robert!!!
how are you?
9:47amRobert
I AM OK
9:50amEvan
what happened to you after the gig monday night? I want a review of you adventure
9:53amRobert
WE ALL WOT A NATHER PUB
9:55amEvan
which pub robbie?
9:56amRobert
i dot no wish pub
9:58amEvan
how long were you at the other pub for?
10:00amRobert
we were there for 12 30 to 100
10:02amEvan
robbie, can you please go back to using capital letters?
10:04amRobert
ARE WE GO TO WOCH ROBOCOP
10:10amEvan
yes, robocop 3
then we can review it.
but tell me, what did you do after you went to the pub?
10:11amRobert
YES BUTTER CHIKING BUM
10:19amEvan
robbie, where did you go after the pub
because mike told me you didnt get home until 11 am
10:21amRobert
I WET BACK TO JAYS HOUSE
10:21amEvan
what did you do at Jay's house?
10:22amRobert
WE START DRINKING
10:25amEvan
did you pick up?
were there any girls there>
?
10:26amRobert
NO CHIKING BUM
10:48amEvan
did you stay at jay's house?
10:49amRobert
YES CHIKING BUM
10:49amEvan
what did you do yesterday then?
10:51amRobert
WE WET TO DAN FRINEDS HOUSE WOMEING PARTY
10:52amEvan
did you listen to the hottest 100?
10:53amRobert
YES WE DET
11:21amEvan
what time did you get home last night?
11:22amRobert
1230
11:23amEvan
you are a party machine robbie!
11:24amRobert
YER YER YOU WISH
11:34amEvan
so, did you have a favourite part of the gig on monday night?
11:36amRobert
IT WOS OK
11:37amEvan
did you enjoy our duet?
11:41amRobert
IT WOS FIND
11:52amEvan
did you think i did a good job up on stage?
11:52amRobert
YOU WER FIND
12:33pmEvan
thanks Robbie, I htink we did a great job sining Foxy Lady together.
was there any girl in particular there that you sang the song about?
12:39pmRobert
THERE WOS NO ONE
12:44pmEvan
:(

303 Comedy Night- Ross Noble, Luke and Wyatt, Charlie Pickering and Lawrence Leung et al.

So we went and saw some comedy. Robbie is friends with most of the comedy community in Melbourne, and if he hasn't met someone before he's not shy about going up, introducing himself and wrapping his arm around their necks (this means he wants a photo and someone needs to be watching at all times and ready with a camera).

Here are some of the people Robbie met last night and coerced into posing for photos (you can see his very detailed review below):

Ross Noble




























Charlie Pickering














Luke and Wyatt







Robbie is a HIGHLY critical comedy reviewer.

Christelle

Robbie!

thanks for driving us home last night

1:25pmRobert

that is ok

1:26pmChristelle

did you enjoy the comedy?

1:26pmRobert

yes

1:27pmChristelle

who was your favourite?


1:29pmRobert

i like them

Transformers 2

6:28pmEvan
Robbie!!
nice work on the Zombieland review
9:47pmRobert
THANKS BUTTER CHIKING BUM
9:54pmEvan
no worries
how ya doin?
do you want to review another movie?>
9:59pmRobert
TRANSFORMERS 2
9:59pmEvan
did you like it?
10:01pmRobert
IT KITE SOME ASS IN IT
10:02pmEvan
if you could transform into a vehicle, what would it be?
10:07pmRobert
IF I WOS A TRANSFORM I WILL BE CALL ROAD OFF
10:08pmEvan
road off huh?
like a four wheel drive type thing?
10:12pmRobert
JUST LIKE A HUBMR BUT IT MOE LIKE A FIRST CAR
10:13pmEvan
favourite part of the movie?
10:17pmRobert
WEN SAM GO TO PARK HE BAG
10:19pmEvan
i liked the scenes when Megan Fox was running
10:20pmRobert
I THIKING YOU GOT A CHURS ON HER
10:21pmEvan
she is a fox!
10:23pmRobert
SHE LOOKS FAND
10:23pmEvan
such a shame her boobies never fell outta her top. they would have in real life
10:27pmRobert
WE SOULD WOCHSET IT AGEIN
10:29pmRobert
A THEN WE TALL EVRY ONE ABOUT
10:33pmEvan
i really liked the old stealth bomber transformer. i'd be a plane if i was a transformer
10:36pmRobert
IF YOU WOS A TRANSFORMER WOT WILL YOU BE
10:38pmEvan
actually maybe i'd be megan fox's vibrator
10:40pmRobert
YOU WISH

Zombieland- Part Deux

Christelle

Hi robbie

I saw Zombieland

3:29pmRobert

HOW WOS IT

3:29pmChristelle

I really liked it

but... I need your review

3:30pmRobert

IT WOS AWSOME

3:30pmChristelle

Bill Murray!

3:31pmRobert

YES BILL MURRAY WOS SO FUNNY

3:32pmChristelle

okay- what was your favourite part?

3:35pmRobert

WEN WOODE WOS LOOKING FOR A TINKE

3:35pmChristelle

so... the whole movie?

and did you like the zombie girl at the beginning?

3:38pmRobert

SHE WOS OK

3:38pmChristelle

which girl did you like then?

3:42pmRobert

THE ONE WEN SHE WOS TAILK TO BOY

3:44pmChristelle

I heard that you laughed a lot when you saw it?

3:46pmChristelle

and you fell off your chair?

3:47pmRobert

IT WOS SO FUNNY

3:48pmChristelle

what else do you want to tell people about the movie?

3:52pmRobert

IT GOT A LOT OF ZOOBES IN IT

Zombieland- Part One

Robbie is so clever. Christelle tried to trick him into telling her about Zombieland before she saw it, but he is a VAULT. He gave nothing away... instead choosing to focus his energy on distracting her with cryptic messages for Glen (Girly Arms)

Christelle
ROBBIE!!!!

I'm so excited

2:09pmRobert
TALL GILR ARMS I GOT ZOMELAND ON DVD

2:11pmChristelle
We're seeing it tonight! That's why I'm excited
Is it good?

2:15pmRobert
I WILL SEE YOU AT GLEENE GIG

2:16pmChristelle
Robbie- is Zombieland good? Should I see it?

2:17pmRobert
YES IT IS AWSOME

2:18pmChristelle
what is the best part?

2:24pmRobert
I CAN NOT TALL YOU HAVE TO SEE IT

2:25pmChristelle
you are so wise... so we can talk about it tomorrow then?

2:28pmRobert
YES WE WILL TALK IT TOMORROW TRAS ME YOU WILL LIKE CHRISTELLE

Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines (Part deux)

2:18amRobert

I HAVE TO FINE IT
2:28amEvan

found it yet?
2:29amRobert

YES I HAVE FINED IT
2:30amRobert

YOU ARE A BUTTER CHIKING BUM

Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines

1:08amEvan

robbie!

lets talk about terminator 3
1:23amRobert

THE MOVE IT GOT
1:28amEvan

what has the movie got robbie?
1:45amRobert

IT LOT OF GUNS AND ACHINS KILLING S AND
1:46amEvan

did you like the girl terminator?
1:54amRobert

SHE WOS A KILLING MARINGS NO ONE CAN NOT STOP HER
1:54amEvan

she sure was hot though
1:56amRobert

SHE WOS FINE
2:04amEvan

did you have a favourite scene from the movie?
2:08amRobert

WEN SHE WOS LOOING FOR JOHN
2:13amEvan

so you liked the whole movie then?
2:16amRobert

THE MOVIE KISS SOME ASS
2:17amEvan

we should watch it right now

WHIP IT!

Christelle
ROBBIE

1:47pmRobert
HOLLOWO CHRISTELLE

1:47pmChristelle
WHIP IT!

1:50pmRobert
FOOD FIGRT
THERE MOVE WOS AWSOME

1:53pmChristelle
did you like the rollerskating?
maybe we should go rollerskating

1:55pmRobert
I CAN NOT ROLLERSKATING

1:56pmChristelle
i will push you over

1:57pmChristelle
and you'll fall over like a girl

2:00pmRobert
CAN YOU TALL GLENNE HE IS A POO HAED

2:02pmChristelle
yup

2:04pmChristelle
what was your favourite part of the movie?

2:06pmRobert
THE GIRLS

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

Christelle

hi robbie

1:57pmRobert

HOLLO CHRISTELLE

1:57pmChristelle

did you sleep ok last night?

or were you SCARED?

1:58pmRobert

IT NOT SCARED

1:58pmChristelle

i was

especially when she got out of bed and stared at him

2:02pmRobert

HE WOS HELPING HER

2:03pmChristelle

the demon?

2:04pmRobert

SHE WOS SO SCAERD

2:08pmChristelle

I know

so were you

2:09pmRobert

I WOS NOT SCAERD

2:09pmChristelle

I saw you!

2:10pmRobert

YOU WER SCARED TO

2:13pmChristelle

would you see it again

2:14pmRobert

IF YOU SEE IT AND I SEEIT

2:15pmChristelle

cos you're too scared to watch it alone

2:19pmRobert

IF YOU SEE IT ALONE