JUNK! at the Barley Corn and Robbie's mystery late night adventures

So Robbie went to a super star musical event on Friday night- saw a couple of cover bands and even got up on stage to sing 'Foxy Lady'. We wish that he could review his own performance but there are all kinds of Conflict of Interest laws to consider.

Then he went missing for about 48 hours. He still refuses to tell us where he went and what really happened.

It is highly likely that he was
a) working undercover for ASIO
b) street walking
c) doing last minute tech support for the new Apple I-pad


9:45amEvan
Robert!!!
how are you?
9:47amRobert
I AM OK
9:50amEvan
what happened to you after the gig monday night? I want a review of you adventure
9:53amRobert
WE ALL WOT A NATHER PUB
9:55amEvan
which pub robbie?
9:56amRobert
i dot no wish pub
9:58amEvan
how long were you at the other pub for?
10:00amRobert
we were there for 12 30 to 100
10:02amEvan
robbie, can you please go back to using capital letters?
10:04amRobert
ARE WE GO TO WOCH ROBOCOP
10:10amEvan
yes, robocop 3
then we can review it.
but tell me, what did you do after you went to the pub?
10:11amRobert
YES BUTTER CHIKING BUM
10:19amEvan
robbie, where did you go after the pub
because mike told me you didnt get home until 11 am
10:21amRobert
I WET BACK TO JAYS HOUSE
10:21amEvan
what did you do at Jay's house?
10:22amRobert
WE START DRINKING
10:25amEvan
did you pick up?
were there any girls there>
?
10:26amRobert
NO CHIKING BUM
10:48amEvan
did you stay at jay's house?
10:49amRobert
YES CHIKING BUM
10:49amEvan
what did you do yesterday then?
10:51amRobert
WE WET TO DAN FRINEDS HOUSE WOMEING PARTY
10:52amEvan
did you listen to the hottest 100?
10:53amRobert
YES WE DET
11:21amEvan
what time did you get home last night?
11:22amRobert
1230
11:23amEvan
you are a party machine robbie!
11:24amRobert
YER YER YOU WISH
11:34amEvan
so, did you have a favourite part of the gig on monday night?
11:36amRobert
IT WOS OK
11:37amEvan
did you enjoy our duet?
11:41amRobert
IT WOS FIND
11:52amEvan
did you think i did a good job up on stage?
11:52amRobert
YOU WER FIND
12:33pmEvan
thanks Robbie, I htink we did a great job sining Foxy Lady together.
was there any girl in particular there that you sang the song about?
12:39pmRobert
THERE WOS NO ONE
12:44pmEvan
:(