Luke and Wyatt and a Wardrobe Crisis

This post is short but it highlights a few things that Robbie likes:

1. Being personally acquainted with famous comedians.

2. Interrupting famous comedians when they're on stage.

3. Songs about potatoes.

4. T-shirts and pants.



Christelle

robbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee

1:21pmRobert

HI CHRISTELLE

1:22pmChristelle

robbie can you do some reviewing?

1:22pmRobert

ON WOT

1:23pmChristelle

Luke and Wyatt?

1:26pmRobert

LUKE AND WYATT.IT WOS AWSOME NIGHT

1:26pmChristelle

what was your favourite song?

1:29pmRobert

MY FAVOURITE WOS PEAOTO

1:30pmChristelle

the song about Potatoes?

you are really good at singing along with that one

1:32pmRobert

THAT IS MY FAVOURITE SONG

1:33pmChristelle

And what about when you yelled at them

1:36pmRobert

IT WOS FUNNY WEN THARE DOING IT

1:40pmChristelle

monkey!

1:44pmRobert

I THINK THAT THERE SOULD GET ME UP THERE WITH THEM

1:46pmChristelle

really...

what would you wear?

1:49pmRobert

T.SHRT PANS

1:50pmChristelle

not a costume like Glen?

1:52pmRobert

CAN I THINK ABOUT IT AND I LET YOU NO OK

1:53pmChristelle

sure, no problem

ROBBIE REVIEWS HIMSELF

So, as mentioned in the previous post, Robbie recently spent the weekend away at a beach house with a bunch of friends, drinking Jim Beam, eating icecream and hiding under the house.

It was also a good opportunity to watch some DVDs and old movies. In this review, Robbie gives a modest analysis of his own performance in a short film and then covers a couple of dangerously weird pornographic movies that transfixed everyone for a good hour or so.

Most importantly the weekend offered him a rare chance to develop a new catchphrase. We know you're dying to hear it but Robbie is so proud of this catchphrase that he won't reveal it until after June 17th.

You'll have to wait.

Christelle

robbie!

1:40pmRobert

YES

1:40pmChristelle

do you remember some of the movies we watched on the weekend?

1:42pmRobert

WICH MOVE ARE YOU SAY

1:44pmChristelle

well we watched a few didn't we?

there was one that you were in?

1:45pmRobert

YOU SAY THAT MOVE I WOS IN

1:45pmChristelle

yup and what did you do in it?

1:48pmRobert

I WOS AWSOME IN IT

1:48pmChristelle

yes you were

and we watched some home movies didn't we?

1:49pmRobert

BUT I WOS NOT IN IT

1:50pmChristelle

no, sadly you weren't

and we watched a movie about a dog?

1:52pmRobert

I DOT THINK WE DO IT BECOS

1:56pmChristelle

because why?

2:36pmChristelle

Robbie!

2:37pmRobert

YES CHRISTELLE

2:39pmChristelle

what did you think of the dog mvoie?

2:41pmRobert

IT WOS OK

2:43pmChristelle

wasn't it a bit weird????

2:44pmRobert

YES IT WOS BIT GROSE

2:44pmChristelle

I agree

that poor dog

2:46pmChristelle

and then we watched that weird movie about the man with a vagina

2:47pmRobert

I THINK GLENN WOS OUT OF HEIS MIDE

2:48pmChristelle

I agree

you know, a lot of people were asking when you were going to start reviewing again

so they'll be happy to see some action

2:49pmRobert

IT THINKING THAT WE SOULD

SEE MORE AWSOME MOVES

2:50pmChristelle

that's probably a good idea

instead of seeing weird creepy pornographic ones

2:52pmRobert

I WOS THINKING ABOUT MOVES WITH AWSOME ACSINGS

2:52pmChristelle

like what?

2:56pmRobert

LIKE YOU SAID ON THE WEEEND WEN EVANS BIRTHDAY COMES UP THEN WE WELL TALK ABOUT IT THEN OK

2:57pmChristelle

ok, that seems sensible

Let's talk about after June 17th

Do you want to tell everyone the funny story about your new catchphrase?

2:59pmRobert

OK LET DO IT ON THE DAY

2:59pmChristelle

okay, sounds good!

it's best to keep catchphrases as a surprise

3:02pmRobert

YES SOUND LIKE A GOOD IDEAR

SO MANY ACTIVITIES.... WHAT TO REVIEW FIRST?

Robbie has been absent for more than a month now. It is not because he is lazy and unappreciative of his fans- it is because between Box Hill Tafe and attending social enagements every night of the week, Robbie has barely enough time for sleeping (which he does upright, arms crossed, like a vampire), let alone formulating valuable opinions on the Arts.

There were also some issues with his laptop (surprisingly NOT caused by viewing 'adult' content). So this review has a lot to cover- thankfully Robbie is happy to squeeze the last 6 weeks of concerts, parties, comedy and laptop shopping all into one review.

Christelle

robbie!

i haven't seen you in such a long time

6:36pmRobert

hollowo christelle gold pland was awsome

6:38pmRobert

glens party wos awsome

6:39pmChristelle

hang on Robbie- are you giving me reviews?

and why are you using lower case letters?

6:41pmRobert

YES I AM

6:41pmChristelle

so lets start from the beginning:

What about your trip to Tasmania?

6:42pmRobert

IT WOS AWSOME

6:42pmChristelle

And then: Golden Plains

6:45pmRobert

IT WOS GOOD TIMES THE PIKING FRMINGOS WOS AWSOME

6:46pmChristelle

which was your favourite band?

6:47pmRobert

ALLOFTHERM

6:48pmChristelle

and how about that weather?

6:58pmRobert

IT WOS SHITE WEATHER

6:59pmRobert

TOM GREEN WOS AWSOME

9:34pmChristelle

do you want to review glen's party now or tomorrow?

9:35pmRobert

OK

9:36pmRobert

GIRLS AMYS IT WOS GOOD

9:38pmRobert

IT WOS FUN AND GRANT NIGHT

9:40pmRobert

I GOT A NEW THING

9:42pmRobert

IT A SOMETHING TO DOW WITH TIPING

9:57pmChristelle

what is it?

10:02pmRobert

IT START WITH L A P

10:02pmChristelle

Lapdancer?

10:05pmRobert

YOU WISH

IT IS A NEW LAP T

10:06pmChristelle

LAP TOP!

10:07pmRobert

YOU ARE A WINARE

YES IT IS A NEW LAPTOP
IT IS A TOSHIBA
I GOT IT FROM JB HIFI

10:11pmRobert

HAY CHRISTELLE DIDE YOU SEE HOW PHOTO OF US

I THINK IT IS COOL

10:12pmChristelle

when the shark was eating my leg?

We are super cool, like models, but with better curves

10:13pmRobert

YES IT IS SUPER COOL

Christelle

so finally, what is the most exciting thing that has happened to you lately?

10:20pmRobert

ME AND MIKE WE WET TO VIST TO SEE HOW MUM

FOR EASTER

10:21pmChristelle

and you got chocolate?

10:22pmRobert

YES WE DIED