Monday, April 5, 2010

ROBBIE REVIEWS HIMSELF

So, as mentioned in the previous post, Robbie recently spent the weekend away at a beach house with a bunch of friends, drinking Jim Beam, eating icecream and hiding under the house.

It was also a good opportunity to watch some DVDs and old movies. In this review, Robbie gives a modest analysis of his own performance in a short film and then covers a couple of dangerously weird pornographic movies that transfixed everyone for a good hour or so.

Most importantly the weekend offered him a rare chance to develop a new catchphrase. We know you're dying to hear it but Robbie is so proud of this catchphrase that he won't reveal it until after June 17th.

You'll have to wait.

Christelle

robbie!

1:40pmRobert

YES

1:40pmChristelle

do you remember some of the movies we watched on the weekend?

1:42pmRobert

WICH MOVE ARE YOU SAY

1:44pmChristelle

well we watched a few didn't we?

there was one that you were in?

1:45pmRobert

YOU SAY THAT MOVE I WOS IN

1:45pmChristelle

yup and what did you do in it?

1:48pmRobert

I WOS AWSOME IN IT

1:48pmChristelle

yes you were

and we watched some home movies didn't we?

1:49pmRobert

BUT I WOS NOT IN IT

1:50pmChristelle

no, sadly you weren't

and we watched a movie about a dog?

1:52pmRobert

I DOT THINK WE DO IT BECOS

1:56pmChristelle

because why?

2:36pmChristelle

Robbie!

2:37pmRobert

YES CHRISTELLE

2:39pmChristelle

what did you think of the dog mvoie?

2:41pmRobert

IT WOS OK

2:43pmChristelle

wasn't it a bit weird????

2:44pmRobert

YES IT WOS BIT GROSE

2:44pmChristelle

I agree

that poor dog

2:46pmChristelle

and then we watched that weird movie about the man with a vagina

2:47pmRobert

I THINK GLENN WOS OUT OF HEIS MIDE

2:48pmChristelle

I agree

you know, a lot of people were asking when you were going to start reviewing again

so they'll be happy to see some action

2:49pmRobert

IT THINKING THAT WE SOULD

SEE MORE AWSOME MOVES

2:50pmChristelle

that's probably a good idea

instead of seeing weird creepy pornographic ones

2:52pmRobert

I WOS THINKING ABOUT MOVES WITH AWSOME ACSINGS

2:52pmChristelle

like what?

2:56pmRobert

LIKE YOU SAID ON THE WEEEND WEN EVANS BIRTHDAY COMES UP THEN WE WELL TALK ABOUT IT THEN OK

2:57pmChristelle

ok, that seems sensible

Let's talk about after June 17th

Do you want to tell everyone the funny story about your new catchphrase?

2:59pmRobert

OK LET DO IT ON THE DAY

2:59pmChristelle

okay, sounds good!

it's best to keep catchphrases as a surprise

3:02pmRobert

YES SOUND LIKE A GOOD IDEAR

3 comments:

  1. I've always wondered.. what's the 'W' stand for in 'Robbie's Movie W Reviews'?

    On that note.. more reviews!

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  2. It stands for 'Whatever', like Robbie reviews movies, but because he is culturally developed, he often reviews gigs, dinner parties, accidents etc.

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  3. awesome review robbie! was great to have you there!

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